SERIOUSLY Nicolas Cage?!?!? WTF?!?!?!

This next post was supposed to be reserved for Transformers 2 Rise of the Fallen but I just couldn't help but write about Nicolas Cage in both the roles he plays and the movies he plays the roles in. I've seen my fair share of bad movies and have never had the urge to walk out but after watching "Knowing" I wanted to do anything and I mean ANYTHING BUT continue watching the movie. Not only could Nicolas Cage not act but the movie was completely idiotic. It had potential with the trailers I've seen in the theaters but I knew it wasn't one I should waste $11 on . Once the movie started going (rented from blockbuster), I was immediately disappointed. The movie moved at such a slow pace I couldn't get into it. I wanted to see some action but it never came. And when it did, boy did it dissapoint. There's a New York subway scene that involves a train going off in a commotion causing a great amount of damage and if you've ever been on a New York subway you know that that's just completely absurd. Yes the ride can get bumpy but when was the last time you heard about a train going off track and demolishing a whole station? By the way who does he think hes fooling with his hair? He looked flat out ridiculous in Con Air going with the pre cornrowed Jerry Rice look. His hairline starts at the center of his head.

I'm not the only one who thinks negatively towards Nicolas Cage as I told my boy Youssef that he was going to be my next topic on my blog. I'm going to let Face Off, The Rock, Lord of War and Gone in 60 seconds slide but other than those 4 movies, what the hell were you thinking Nick? My boy Youssef also included Matchstick Men but I couldn't agree with him on that one. Those decent movies don't make up for Ghost Rider (which by the way in slated to come out with part 2), It Could Happen to You, Con Air, City of Angels, Family Man, Snake Eyes.... The list goes on and on.

I can understand that you need the money to buy "The Most Haunted House in America" and numerous Lamborghini's but shit man, the last role you played in which you were halfway decent was 2005 in Lord of War. I can only suggest one of two things, quit acting or stick to doing voiceovers so you can spare us and yourself the humilation.

I want my money back Michael Bay!

My movie sucks THIS much!


The first Tranformers movie was somewhat decent through my eyes. As usual I had a couple of complaints such as how fast it turned from day into night during the Bumblebee and Barricade car chase or how hard it was to actually see the Transformers fight. You can't honestly read this and tell me you knew exactly what was going on during the fight scenes. I was pretty excited and had high hopes when I saw the previews for Revenge of the Fallen. I know I wasn't the only one who had these issues with the movie. I was let down once again. I read this and this before i watched the movie so my mindset was this shit is gonna suck.

The movie was a bore. Aside from Meagan Fox (who is hot but just doesn't do it for me) the movie was disaster from beginning to end. The story jumps from one topic to another. These are just a few of the things that irked me as I painfully watched Revenge of the Fallen:

1: Bumblebee cries when Shia tries to go to college. Autobots have feelings now?
2: All the "Primes" look the same. Talk about being creative Michael Bay.
3: Robot heaven? Even if there is such a thing (which is beyond retarded btw) why did Shia go there?
4: If they used the classified gun from the ship for Devastator why couldn't they use it on all the other Decepticons?
5: Robots can look like old ? Not rusty old but like and British grandfather old (the Decepticon turned Autobot Jetfire)
6: Mudflap and Skids, racism at its worst.
7: I was amazed how everyone thought that CGI in this movie was great. To me the Autobots moving around looked like the dinosaurs from One Million Years BC.

Those were just a few of the IDIOTIC things that annoyed me from Transformers 2. I should have gone with my gut feeling and just downloaded it. If you enjoyed this movie, I just feel sorry for you.

Lebitch James

For those who know me personally, you all know my extreme dislike for "Queen James". I was never a fan. It all started when espn started gargling his balls as a junior in high school. On Sundays after church my family would go to CVS since it was right across the street. Me and my brothers would usually spend our times there in the magazine section. I picked up the latest issue of Slam magazine with Lebitch and Sebastian Telfair on the cover. It was mind boggling how 2 high school basketball players could make the cover of Slam. I mean seriously, look at the competition they were facing and you're putting them on the cover of Slam?
What kind of shit is that? Everybody was claiming this guy as the next big star without even playing a single game.
Anyone remember when Lebitch didn't record an assist? It was a main story on Espn. God forbid "The Chosen One" doesn't record a single assist. What about when Lebitch called his teammates his supporting cast? Who the fuck are you to be calling your teammates a supporting cast? And the infamous 52 point 11 assist 9 rebound game vs the Knicks this year? Kobe just torching the Knicks for 61 points a couple of nights earlier and you knew Lebitch wanted to one up him. I was at that Knicks/Cavs game and you knew he wanted to do everything he possibly could to get at least 62. He brought the ball up almost every possession During the interviews after the game he told the media how he wasn't looking to surpass Kobes 61 point performance. BULLSHIT! Don't lie when everyone and their momma knew what your intentions were. The most recent act by Lebitch is by far the worst. Game 6 of the 2009 Eastern Conference Finals against the Magic. The Cavs were clearly outmatched. After the game Lebitch goes straight to the locker room to shower and change. No congrats, no good job, no good luck, no handshake to any of the Magic players. He didn't even speak to the media after he showered. How big of a bitch are you that you can't even shake the hands of the opposing teams players let alone one who you are good friends with (Dwight Howard)? I can't respect a guy who does shit like that. His reasoning behind leaving straight to the locker room?

"One thing about me you gotta understand; it is hard for me to congratulate somebody after just losing to him," James said to reporters in Cleveland on Sunday. "I'm a winner; that's not being a poor sport or anything like that. If somebody beats you up, you are not going to congratulate them beating you up. That doesn't make sense to me, I'm a competitor and that is what I do. It doesn't make sense to me to go over and shake some body's hand."

No dumbass, that just makes you a sore loser. I want Lebitch to come to Knicks just like every other New Yorker except the reasoning why I want him is not what you think. I want him to fail. I want the New York media to make him regret ever coming to New York. I want the world to see that he is NOT "The Chosen One". If he can't shake someones hand for losing, your ass is gonna have bigger problems in New York. So come on LeBitch, Please come to the Knicks!!!



****edit**** One more act by the Queen. For those who haven't heard, Lebitch is running a basketball camp and college player James Crawford dunked on you know who. So what right? Nope, Lebitch and Nike is not having that! ALL videos of the dunk are being confiscated. You got dunked on, deal with it! It's not like you didn't win the title this year with the best record in the regular season, no wait....

Welcome to the wonderful world of hate!!!

This blog is a way for me to vent with all the topics that I "HATE" or just stuff that annoy me. These issues range from my utter hate for Lebron James to Transformers 2 to the way guys now a days are wearing tighter and more colorful pants than women. For those who do know me, they know how anal I am when it comes to certain things, especially movies. My father along with Skip Bayless, and the radio personality Star from the "Star and Buckwild show", are just a few people who inspired me to "hate" if you will.



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